Whiskey Review - Liqourmen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky
It’s no secret that Tim’s a big Trailer Park Boys fan. If you don’t know what that is, shame on you. The Trailer Park Boys forged a path for funny, independent, and uniquely Canadian stories that didn’t shove OMG look how Canadian we are in your face every thirty seconds (hear that, CBC?). In a way, it paved the road for shows like Corner Gas and Letterkenny. We have no proof of that, but we’d like to think so. Ricky, Bubbles, and Julian know how to make us laugh, but what do they know about making Whiskey? We’re about to find out.
Remember, in the official mediocre scale, the rating is out of 10. We try to rate every alcohol based on what it’s claiming to be. In this case, we base this off our experiences with Canadian Whisky. Boy, did this one miss the mark with us….
On the nose, it smells like…alcohol. The finish and the aftertaste are like a demon from hell. Opening…not terrible. 4 Mediocres
You know how Vodka just smells like rubbing alcohol? This is like that. It’s…now I will give it this, it’s layered. It’s got a lot going on, but not all of it’s good. It’s better than I thought it was going to be. It tastes like a mediocre Whisky. 4 Mediocres
Huh. There it is. I’m almost getting a sort of a banana-ish at the front – a bit of banana and caramel…then it turns to demonshit. If this wasn’t Trailer Park Boys whisky, I wouldn’t have bought it. I guess they have my money now. 4 Mediocres
This is our lowest rated Canadian Whiskey ever. At an average of 4 Mediocres, we have to advise you to hold on to your money. Dartmouth, NS, we appreciate the effort, but you really need to do better. At least the title was honest.