Real Trees And Artificial Outrage

On This Week's Show....

Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, Yule, and whatever you celebrate! This episode, we discuss fake trees vs. real trees, and whether or not Christmas has taken on new meaning in the wake of a society that’s increasingly apathetic towards religion. Regardless of how you celebrate, we hope you find occasion to do so!

Also Overheard:

  • Josh loses all credibility…why would you mix Rye and Lemon Perrier????
  • You don’t just pick up a tree on the side of the highway!
  • Multi-tree house, Mother F@#$er!
  • Duct Tape your ass for Jesus!
  • Calm your tits, it’s Christmas.
  • If Ramen-dan isn’t a Flying Spaghetti Monster holiday, it should be.

The Weekly TF has the week off....

Instead, Tim drunkenly rants about Beauty and the Beast for some reason. Bestiality is STILL illegal, even in 15th century France!

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Christmas Special: That’s NOT Soot, Mike!

Warning: Very Not Safe For Work

We recorded this episode a few weeks back, but we were wayyyyy too drunk for this to make any sense. Enjoy this little Christmas miracle!


On this show:

  • Bible Sex Jokes.
  • Yes, Kwanzaa is still a thing.
  • We plug Fruity Pebbles. We’re waiting for our cheque, Post.
  • Kaitlyn Jenner, please except our invite.
  • He’s not black, he’s sooty!
  • Sorry, Klansmen.
  • Let’s be honest here; National Whitey McCrackerFace Day is pretty much every day.
  • It’s Winter!
  • Tim speaks of the old days of yore
  • Not sure ISIS would appreciate our Whiskey
  • It just goes off the rails from here. I’m not taking any more notes.


No matter who you are, or what you celebrate, or even if you choose to celebrate or not, we at Two and Change hope you have a wonderful time doing it. If you choose to get as drunk as we did during this episode, don’t get behind the wheel; get a safe ride home. We really can’t afford to lose any more listeners at this point.