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You’re Naming Your Kid Wrong

On This Week's Episode....

Continuing our new format of two topics an episode, we discussed the recent signing of the USMCA agreement (although it’s really NAFTA 2.0), along with weird baby names. We can come up with better names, in either case. We’re not sure if we stepped in it or not on this episode, but remember, all hate mail can and should be directed to Mike.

Also Overheard:

WeeklyTF Headlines

Each week we try to find the weirdest headlines and crack cringe-worthy jokes and puns about them. We like to think of this as a public service, so you don’t have to! You’re welcome, Canada!

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Bonus: Trading Places

Bonus Content!

What happens when Tim, Mike, and Josh swap beverages? It’s not pretty. Enjoy this bonus round with Two And Change! Remember, there’s still time to vote for us in the Podcast Awards! Visit www.podcastawards.com and vote for us in the Comedy and People’s Choice categories. Voting closes on the 31st of July, 2018. 

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Syria-sly Screwed

On This Week's Episode....

Tim, Josh, and Mike discuss the Syrian civil war, and all come to the same conclusion – damned if we know what to do about it. The horrific toll the war has played on the civilian population, the international politics, the Russians, the Americans, the Iranians…where do you begin? Probably not three Canadians with microphones drinking beer.

Also Overheard:

  • Josh has ONE job. Well, had
  • Syria is probably not our top rated TripAdvisor destination. 
  • Yes, the king of Jordan was on an episode of Star Trek: Voyager! (that’s him in blue) 
  • Canada is all about that soft power. 
  • Hugo Boss designed Nazi uniforms. True Story
  • Tim can’t do a Trump impression, but does racist British surprisingly well. 
  • General Mike’s March to the Sea. 
  • Somehow it always comes back to the boneless watermelons. 

And since you earned it with this episode, here’s a YouTube clip with King Abdullah II on an episode of Star Trek: Voyageur. At least they didn’t make him a red shirt….

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Clearly Unedumcated

On This Week's Episode....

Tim, Josh, and Mike swap their dunce caps for mortarboards and talk about higher education. Should private colleges and universities hold the same significance in society? Is there a benefit to private schools? How should we pay for all this? Get ready to slap our knuckles with rulers as you enjoy this week’s episode!

Also Overheard:

  • The Mediocre System breaks down as Tim runs out of beer
  • Cromulent is a word. Probably.
  • Secretary of Education Beyonce? YES PLEASE!
  • Dr. Janssens, Ph.D. in Extraterrestrial Exobiology
  • Josh ships his kids off to join SeaOrg
  • All I’m saying is that Jesus hung out with, like, A LOT of dudes
  • John Oliver isn’t coming on our show.
  • Power to the Proletariat!
  • Peyote sounds pretty cool, actually.

Since we promised to post it, here it is!

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Yeah Data Science, Bitch!

On This Week's Episode....

Tim, Josh, and Mike discuss one of the news items that might have slipped by your radar this week: Cambridge Analytica. There’s a lot to unpack with this story, so who better to do it than three buzzed Canadians with microphones? We get sidetracked a lot and wound up talking about Guccifer 2.0, and Saxx Underwear, who is not a sponsor of this show but a few free pairs of your Vibe boxer briefs would be much appreciated. Enjoy this week’s episode!

Also on this week's show:

  • We’re the voices in Josh’s head. Good thing we have nothing important to say…; 
  • Apparently, Indian men are really into Tim’s wife; 
  • Honestly, we’re not even that mad over the Facebook data thing; 
  • Less Matrix, more Minority Report; 
  • Muskbook?; 
  • The Age of Transparency (with apologies to Terry O’Reilly); 
  • Good luck, we’re behind 7 proxies!; 
  • Space Force! That’ll stop an underwater missle!; 
  • Wasn’t me.

Whenever the guys say “we’ll post this to our site”, it’s normally done, but there were 4 different YouTube videos referrenced. So, here’s the one I picked:

 

How have you not seen this yet?

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BEEEEEEEEES!

On This Week's Episode...

We welcome local media personality, political staffer, and all around political Jedi Shawn Lewis to our show. He shared some of his thoughts on municipal politics, and how not to engage your government representatives. Hint – picking up the phone and screaming “BEES!” repeatedly is not going to help. Stepping in this episode for Josh was the ever awesome Laura, who got to talk about her favourite day of the year, St. Patrick’s Day.

Getty Images TV, Published on Sep 5, 2017

We might see if we can get Josh to do one of these next episode….

Also:

  • How to pour a Black and Tan
  • Tim gives his opinion about Doug Ford. 
  • Don’t kill the bees! But f@#$ wasps, those things suck. 
  • 100 times 10 is not 1000. Who knew? 
  • PSA: Meth will NOT be legal on July 1st. 
  • Government websites are horrible. 
  • Laura is a HUGE St. Patrick’s Day fanatic! 
  • Who you gonna call? IT’S IN THE NAME, DUMBASS.
  • Internships: Less crafting legislation, more coffee fetching. 
  • A Libertarian at an NDP Party. 
  • Vote for your local people, people! 

Exactly how hardcore is Laura about St. Patrick's Day?

Pretty hardcore.

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Bonus: With All Due Respect, F@#$ OFF

Bonus Round!

No one likes Josh? Mike praises Jack Layton? WHAT UNIVERSE ARE WE IN??? Join Tim, Steve, and Mike for a bonus round, originally recorded on 2 March 2018.

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Tariff-ing Us A New One

On This Week's Episode....

What do intraprovincal trade wars, poorly named pro-wrestlers, and maple-scented pork all have in common? We don’t know either, but for some reason, they came up on this week’s episode. We welcome back “Handsome” Steve back to the show, and Tim and Mike go all cage match on conservative vs. liberal ideology. We all agreed that these tariffs are quite stupid, but we diverge on many other points. Yes, heavy drinking was involved.

Also:

Oh, and we’re going to leave this here, because apparently Mike has an issue with the concept of a ‘shining’ diamond. Then again, it’s Rihanna…so who cares. She’s awesome.

Well, technically, he’s right…but don’t tell him we said that.

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The Ins and Outs of Porn

On this week's episode...

Things get a little sexier than normal. We welcome back Laura (Tim’s loving and patient wife) to discuss sex in politics, specifically the Stormy Daniels story. Remember that one? Remember when you didn’t have to recall which scandal you had to care about this week? Those were simpler times.

Also Featured:

– A beerless show? WHAT DARK TIMELINE IS THIS?; 

– Tim and Laura start making Mike really uncomfortable; 

– It’s about entitlement (and hypocracy); 

– The #metoo pendulum. The centre is “Don’t be rape-y”; 

– Monica Lewinsky’s stained reputation (Note from the editor – I am SO SORRY for that joke); 

– Tim has spent A LOT of time in locker rooms…; 

– WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN TELLING PEOPLE, LAURA?; 

– Porn became mainstream with Paris Hilton; 

– Gluten and boneless free watermelons; 

– Mike Pence is probably kinky as all hell. 

Tim also brought up a couple of great XKCD comics! You can find them here, and here.

Note – I wasn’t able to locate the exact video Tim was referring to with Monica Lewinsky, but here is another one where she is giving a TED talk in 2015.

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Executive Producer of Two And Change and an unabashed beer snob.

Bonus: Relax, She’s A Cartoon…

Enjoy a bonus round with us!

One more round, folks? We discuss why cartoons are horrible role models for young girls, why people in the middle ages smelled so bad, why the Jews were blamed for the bubonic plague, and Balaam/Bjorn/Bjork make their Two And Change bible trivia debut. Remember, this is a fact free show….

Oh, and this one is VERY NSFW.